Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
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Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
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I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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