at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
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Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
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Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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