We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
Randomize
