I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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