These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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