whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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