When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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