You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
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We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
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Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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