Do you still have your period?
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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