Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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