Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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