so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
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during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
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He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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