Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Randomize
