brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
You're a womanizer and a bitch.
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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