Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
All the doctor said was why
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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