That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
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