Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
you had me at cake vodka
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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