Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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