its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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