its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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