its not stalking. its research.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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