If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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