I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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