no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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