they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I think my nap took me to another dimension
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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