My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
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jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
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made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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