we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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