Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
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you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
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Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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