So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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