what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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