so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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