I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
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WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
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Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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