FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
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My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
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My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
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