Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
They took my balls.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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