He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
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I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
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I just sucked dick on a ferry
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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