Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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