fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
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a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
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I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
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