fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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