I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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