I don't think brook has ever known best
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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