I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
Randomize
