OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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