just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
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As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
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He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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