the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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