She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
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nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
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my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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