Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
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