wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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