I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
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I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
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It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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