Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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