just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Randomize
