Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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