turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
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I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
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do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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