dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
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I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
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There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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