smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
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I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
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I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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