So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
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Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
What a dumb baby whore.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
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Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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